at work, we talk about the neighbourhood i live in as the hub of the "young and funky" demographic. or at least, the goal is to attract the young and funky.
having just spent an hour in the mall two blocks from my residence, i noticed not one but two, TWO retailers specializing in BLACK T-SHIRTS WITH MOTHERFUCKING AIRBRUSHED WOLVES AND SHIT. i didn't make it all the way through the mall - there could be more. i don't know.
the airbrushed wildlife demographic is not what i would call "young and funky". i see a lot of that shit on the advanced middle aged or elderly, potbellied, and balding demographic, regardless of gender. these people are a sort that i actively avoid coming into contact, or even close proximity - their appearance is emblematic of odours i really hate - stale liquor and cigarettes, catboxes, urine:
having just spent an hour in the mall two blocks from my residence, i noticed not one but two, TWO retailers specializing in BLACK T-SHIRTS WITH MOTHERFUCKING AIRBRUSHED WOLVES AND SHIT. i didn't make it all the way through the mall - there could be more. i don't know.
the airbrushed wildlife demographic is not what i would call "young and funky". i see a lot of that shit on the advanced middle aged or elderly, potbellied, and balding demographic, regardless of gender. these people are a sort that i actively avoid coming into contact, or even close proximity - their appearance is emblematic of odours i really hate - stale liquor and cigarettes, catboxes, urine:
a side note - i motherfucking hate running errands during the christmas shopping season. i'm on the verge of a panic attack from bumping into strangers.
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